Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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