I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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