He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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