I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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