i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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