i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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