Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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