Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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