god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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