She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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