WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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