they need to just BURY HIM!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
