i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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