In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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