your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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