you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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