found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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