You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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