There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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