btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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