My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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