I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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