I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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