Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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