we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She needs sedatives and a leash
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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