Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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