Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
my liver is dry heaving
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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