i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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