Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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