the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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