she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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