dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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