I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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