Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
