I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize