I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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