Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's blow job season.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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