Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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