so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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