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(402): View more from Nebraska

I wish i was in the wii world.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.

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(239): View more from Florida

Missed another period

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I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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(714): View more from California

Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?

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(660): View more from Missouri

I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite

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(316): View more from Kansas

The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.

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