You made me cry and you don't even care
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
being pregnant is like rehab
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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