god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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