its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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