i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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