What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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