so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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