pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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