hell yes lets make some ravioli
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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