White coat. Heels.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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