just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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