WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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