Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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