Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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