i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
