You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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